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Hey party people
Are you ready to discover
The ultimate spot
For food, fun and fantastic vibes?
Look no further than JARKO's Bar & Grill
Where every visit is a guaranteed good time
JARKO's Bar & Grill is a food lovers paradise
Serving up a delectable array of dishes

"At JARKO's Bar & Grill
The atmosphere and food gives you a thrill"

But it's not just the food
The exceptional service
Will make you feel
Like a Kandy Jar King or Queen
The moment you step through the door
The friendly and attentive staff
Go above and beyond to ensure
That your dining experience
Is nothing short of extraordinary
They're always ready with a smile
And a helpful recommendation

"At JARKO's Bar & Grill
The atmosphere and service gives a thrill"

JARKOs Bar & Grill is the place to be
Now, lets talk about the atmosphere
JARKO's Bar & Grill is where the party never stops
The lively ambience is fueled by the sounds
Of live bands playing everything from JARKO to the Beatles
The dance floor beckons you to let loose and show off your moves
While the cozy seating areas provide
The perfect spot to relax and enjoy the music
The walls are adorned with music memorabilia...

"At JARKO's Bar & Grill
The atmosphere and bathroom gives a thrill"

And let me tell you about the icing on the cake -
The luxurious water closet of JARKO's Bar & Grill
Prepare to be amazed as you step into a world of comfort and style
These bathrooms are more than just a place to freshen up
They're a sanctuary of relaxation
Picture yourself surrounded by slick marble countertops
Elegant figures
And soft ambient lighting
The air is filled with a subtle, pleasant rgrance
Making your big smelly shit in the restroom
A truly indulgent experience
Plus, the cleanliness and attention to detail
Will leave you feeling refreshed and ready
To continue your night of fun
So, what are you waiting for?
Grab your friends
Put on your Dancing Shoes
And head on down to JARKO's Bar & Grill
With it's mouthwatering food
Stellar service
Electric atmosphere
And luxurious bathrooms
It's the ultimate destination for an unforgettable night out
Don't miss out on the party of a LIFETIME

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from The Clown is Back in Town, released February 29, 2024

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