1. |
Gabe the Gambler
03:26
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swimming with the card sharks and i’m trying to crack the nut
it’s all or nothing, double down, i’m going with my gut
my friend’s named Mr. Banker and my wife's name; Misses Bust
she greased up Mr. Banker, then I hit a royal flush
they call me “Gabe the Gambler” and hey, that’s alright by me
I call this old casino home, they call me family
well, roll the loaded dice boy, hang on tight, and close your eyes
just give this wheel a spin my friend, you’re in for a surprise
this game is stacked against you, it’s been jimmied, it’s been rigged
but now’s the time for action, don’t you want to win it big?
step right up and don’t be shy, you’ve got to play to win the prize
in your eyes I see dollar signs, now have another glass of wine
i’m swimming with the card sharks and I’m trying to crack the nut
it’s all or nothing, double down, i’m going with my gut
my friend is Mr. Banker and my wife is Misses Bust
well Bank he knocked up ol’ miss Bust, but hey I hit the royal flush
they call me “Gabe the Gambler” and hey, that’s alright by me
I call this old casino home, they call me family
I made this deal with the devil, now I spend my days
and nights inside of this arcade, my money’s down the drain
i’m steaming like a kettle baby, right down to the felt,
i’ve spent it all, there’s nothing left, and all hands have been dealt
round and round and round it goes and where it stops, no one knows
take out a loan and ante up, a little coke; start me up
I once swam with the card sharks and I tried to crack the nut
it was all or nothing, double down, I got punched in the gut
my friend was Mr. Banker and my wife was Misses Bust
they both ran off and now i’m stuck here with nothing much
they called me “Gabe the Gambler” and hey, that’s alright by me
I live out on the streets now and i’ve got no family
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2. |
Put You in a Trance
02:59
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i’m in my dark
place again, you know
so step right up
sit back, enjoy the show
i’ve lost my mind
would you help me find
it once again,
and every now and then?
for no charge!
I do a little dance
I sing this song
I put you in a trance
don’t touch that dial
watch me try to smile
you’ll bust a gut
while i’m stuck in this rut
we know sex sells
so here’s a little smut
for no charge!
I do a little dance
I sing this song
I put you in a trance
I know that I
may seem sort of strange
but if you try
you can be just as deranged
it’s like a drug
to live behind my eyes
my freak flag flies
rain or shine until I die
and now I take you down
into the darkest place
where nothing can be found
you’re lost without a trace
where nothing can be made
into what you had hoped
where nothing can be saved
and everything’s a joke
I put you in a trance
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3. |
Another Round
03:04
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let’s have another round
I wanna drown
my sorrows in a cup
of your love yeah
I can’t get enough
i’ve been looking round town
but you’re nowhere to be found
got bored and cut the cord
so I hit the road and licked the toad
i’m in a trance again strapped on
those dancing shoes my friend
it’s never ending splendor
tender in the blender yeah
highball stepping dancing shoes on the ground
neon lightning is flashing all around
whistles and bells alarms are ringing aloud
forever spinning on the merry-go-round
wake up now boy the fields they need to be plowed
before they’re blown up in the mushroom cloud
let’s have another round
I wanna drown
my sorrows in a cup
of your love yeah
I can’t get enough
i’ve been looking round town
but you’re nowhere to be found
got bored and cut the cord
so I hit the road and licked the toad
i’m in a trance again strapped on
those dancing shoes my friend
it’s never ending splendor
tender in the blender yeah
highball stepping dancing shoes on the ground
neon lightning is flashing all around
whistles and bells alarms are ringing aloud
forever spinning on the merry-go-round
wake up now boy the fields they need to be plowed
before they’re blown up in the mushroom cloud
let’s have another round
I wanna drown
my sorrows in a cup
of your love yeah
I can’t get enough
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4. |
With the Lizard Girls
02:44
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welcome to my world
enjoy the lizard girls
pour another glass of wine
and leave it all behind
you’re hanging by a thread
you might as well be dead
but you’re giving it a whirl
you’re with the lizard girls
take a hit of this
have a hit of that
they’re giving you the twirl
you’re giving it a whirl
have a hit of this
and take a hit of that
don’t touch the thermostat
you’re with the lizard girls
oh have a hit of this
and take a hit of that
they’re giving you the twirl
they’re giving you their world
have a hit of this
take a hit of that
don’t touch the thermostat
mamas baking cookies with the hippo in your brain
pain pain pain yes it makes me go insane
acid tab dissolved now you’re floating down the drain
lizard girls come shooting poison through your veins
are you having fun?
the parties just begun
and you’re the only one
I hope you brought your gun
cause with the lizard cunts
they feast when they are done
on your heart and bones
and then they steal your soul
have a hit of this
take a hit of that
they’re giving you the gat
you’re cornered like a rat
take a hit of this
and have a hit of that
don’t touch the thermostat
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5. |
Psychedelic Redneck
02:26
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psychedelic redneck
he reads your plan like the back of his hand
he knows these swamplands
plays Friday nights in a country band
he really is a good man
he goes to church with the rest of the klan
he’s digging in a trash can
he’s looking for his dinner man he don’t give a damn
psychedelic redneck
a strange old coot with a look in his eye
he’s sippin’ on moonshine
he doesn’t tell time or read or write
he’s livin’ the high life
he shoots his gun in the dead of night
he’s really quite a sight
he’s lickin’ his lips before he takes a bite
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
loves president Trump and takin’ dumps
his lady is quite plump
splittin’ firewood on an old tree stump
I think he found a lump
cut it out with a knife and he set it aside
I think he’ll be alright
cauterize the wound with a soldering iron
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
drunk as a skunk stumbled in one night
he thought he saw his wife
making sweet love to the milkman Brian
he pulled out his six gun
and he blew their minds with a .45
went for a drive and had a chocolate shake with a number five
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
psychedelic redneck
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6. |
Cuttin' the Cord
01:50
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you think i'm thinking about cuttin the cord
the truth is i'm just really bored
sittin' round with nothing to do
flippin' switches and thinkin' of you
hideaway in the panic room
drool drippin' off a dirty spoon
i'm a full blooded looney toon
straight jacket yeah but
i'm playin it cool
i'm reelin in the fears of my mind
its time to go back in time
to find the key that I was meant to find
need to lock that door
and leave it all behind
i dont think that you're coming back
but don't be steppin' on the sidewalk cracks
or your mothers gonna break her back
sign the welfare checks and light the crack
you think i'm thinkin about cuttin the cord
the truth is i'm just really bored
sittin round with nothing to do
flippin switches and thinkin of you
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7. |
Down the Drain
02:54
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in my mind
theres nothing to lose
so step inside
kick off your shoes
crack a smile
stay awhile
dial the phone
and call me Kyle
empty head
with nothing here
i'm a vessel
you could steer
i'm waiting for
another day
to only wait
another way
I dont know what else to say
some thing has clogged my brain
the acid tab has dissolved
now im floating down the drain
rain
will you go away?
please
come back another day
in time
or until i resign
i'm fine
it's always on my mind
so you wanna know
a dirty trick?
build the wall up
brick by brick
and bring it down
with a blast
and launch it back
into the past
through the seas
and sands of time
in the future
it survives
I dont know what else to say
some thing has clogged my brain
the acid tab has dissolved
now im floating down the drain
rain
will you go away?
please
come back another day
in time
or until i resign
i'm fine
it's always on my mind
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8. |
High Life
03:04
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yeah we're rollin' the dice
livin' the high life
champagne on ice
livin' the high life
dancin' shoe goose steppin' yeah
im preppin' for the doomsday comin'
round and round the wheel she goes
and where it stops yeah yeah you know
gabe the gamblers back again
he's scramblin' ramblin' back from shambles
aces up the sleeve he wants that jackpot like a thief
life can be real
when you spin the wheel
we're rollin the dice
livin' the high life
champagne on ice
livin' the high life
wouldn't it be nice
livin the high life?
try rolling the dice
and live the high life
psychedelic redneck out of money
wrote himself a blank check
turned it in for chips
and now the redneck rakes it in
the lizard girls are watching
and i'm sort of shy but feel like dancing
double down and tongue 'em both
i score another win
life can be real
when you spin the wheel
we're rolling the dice
livin' the high life
champagne on ice
livin' the high life
wouldn't it be nice
livin' the high life?
try rolling the dice
and live the high life
liquid sphere is spinning
and im winning all the prizes in the world
im way ahead of all the monsters in my head
lets have another round
i wanna drown my sorrows in a cup of love
its smooth as silk fits like a glove white as a dove
life can be real
when you spin the wheel
we're rolling the dice
livin' the high life
champagne on ice
livin' the high life
wouldn't it be nice
livin' the high life?
try rolling the dice
and live the high life
life can be real
when you spin the wheel
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9. |
I'm a Joke
02:35
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every time I think of your face
it makes me sick
every night I stare into space
time goes so quick
have another drink yeah
have another smoke yeah
have a stroke
put me in the clink
I ain’t putting up a stink
baby i’m a joke
do I make you laugh?
do you want my autograph?
every time I hear your voice
it makes me cringe
every time I smell your breath
my face gets singed
do I make you laugh?
do you want my autograph?
am I funny like a clown?
do I bring you down?
yeah i’m going downtown
let’s have another round
do you like my sounds
on the merry-go-round
above the burial ground?
every time I look at your face
it makes me sick
every night I stare into space
time goes so quick
have another drink yeah
have another smoke yeah
have a stroke
put me in the clink
i ain’t putting up a stink
baby i’m a joke
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10. |
Dancing Shoes
02:41
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nothing to lose
you’re wearing your dancing shoes
yes you can schmooze you can booze
when wearing your dancing shoes
la la la
nothing to lose
you’re wearing your dancing shoes
time to wake up from your snooze
sleeping in your dancing shoes
hello captain im afraid
the ship is going down
lets pack our bags and board a lifeboat
let the women, children drown
hello head chef i’m afraid
the lamb is fucking raw
lop my head off on the table
motorized electric kitchen saw
hello officer i smoked way too much grass
will you take me home
and tuck me in
before i die
before i pass?
nothing to lose
you’re wearing your dancing shoes
you’re out cruising for a bruise
when you’re in your dancing shoes
la la la
nothing to lose
you’re wearing your dancing shoes
read all about the fake news
you’re wearing your dancing shoes
la la la
hello misses operator
I can’t call my friend
I think she blocked my cellphone number
I think its the end
hello mr president
I need the atom bomb
send it to my residence
and blow me all the way to kingdom come
nothing to lose
you’re wearing your dancing shoes
yes you can schmooze you can booze
when wearing your dancing shoes
la la la
hello family doctor sir
i think i’m getting ill
will you check my reflex
and then please prescribe another pill?
hello mr bossman
will you please give me a raise?
you work my fingers to the bone
and keep me in a cage
hello mr head coach
wont you put me in the game?
ever since I broke my spine
i’ve never been the same
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11. |
It Will Change You!
02:35
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i drive satan out with snakes
those who don't believe my name
cast out demons with their tongues
we're taking up serpents just for fun
this might be a little different than what you're used to
it will change you
play with fire
shout and dance
well lookee here
you're in a trance
when you die
that's gods will
unbox the snake
and please hold still
this might be a little different than what you're used to
it will change you
i said i serve a god
and that's got power
i said i serve a god
and that's got power
wanna be just like my pa
and die by a rattlesnake bite in a church
i said i serve a god
and that's got power
this might be a little bit different than what you're used to
it will change you!
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12. |
Something Under the Bed
02:59
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yeah we're all gonna die
so why not have a slice of pie?
candies sodas and snacks
yes i heart heart attacks
wanna ride a balloon
there is a face on the moon
something under the bed
it's sweaty hairy and red
basket weave in the dark
underwater and starved
shackled in rusty chains
air deprived in our brains
timmys stuck in the well
and sammys burning in hell
maggies making a mess
and danny wears a dress
look at me in my expensive car
i am a rockstar
look at me i'm in my daddies pool
i think i'm so cool
heres another verse
and now i'm driving the herse
somebody killed the nurse
how could it get any worse?
ryans tying the knot
lou is in charge of the shop
kathys breaking the law
and sexy wants it raw
look at me im in the goodyear blimp
fly high like a pimp
look at me im on top of the hill
i'm perfectly still
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13. |
Will it Ever End?
02:46
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here i go again
i'm down the pipes
swimmin my way
through the sewage
and shite
another mile and you take a right
i think i finally see a glimpse of light
im not complainin' yeah, i like it alright
there's lizard girls and i'm high as a kite
another mile and you take a left
that'll lead you straight to your death
here i go again
will it ever end?
here you go again
will it ever end?
no
here i go again im up the creek
without a paddle and the shit really stanks
i could really use another drank
i should've never gone down the sink
shoulda snuggled up in the clink
but i floated down with a wink
here i go again
will it ever end?
here you go again
will it ever end?
here we go again
will it ever end?
here i go again
here you go again
here we go again
will it ever end?
no
here i go again in outer space
seeing god and now i'm face to face
i wasn't lookin and they tangled my lace
and now im trippin through the pearly gates
here i go again
will it ever end?
here you go again
will it ever end?
here we go again
will it ever end?
here i go again
here you go again
here we go again
will it ever end?
no
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14. |
Monsters in Our Heads
02:52
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please hold still
while i insert the pill
open wide
look inside
lets take a ride
see what we find
you're in a trance
i sing my song
do my little dance
take a chance
if you get bored
just cut the cord
gambling gabe
yes he still wants to play
roll the dice
bust and bank
they're liquid assets
down the drain
whats in your mind?
i cannot seem to find
step inside
move too fast
dont you want
to make your love last?
we all need somewhere to hide
on the run from monsters in our minds
might end up dead
running from the monsters in our heads
you're a joke
have a drink
have a smoke
have a stroke
sexy lou
turned you to goo
you are a fool
kick off your shoes
stay awhile
dial the phone
call me Kyle
lizard girls
offer the twirl
give it a whirl
whats under the bed?
its something red
go ahead
in the clink
you dealt the stink
so call the shrink
i dont know what
else to say
im floating
down the drain
i've dissolved
there's something
clogged up
in my brain
we all need somewhere to hide
on the run from monsters in our minds
might end up dead
running from the monsters in our heads
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