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Fever in the Funhouse
05:49
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Woo!
C'mon!
Look at those cakes!
For goodness sakes
Just look at those cakes!
C'mon!
That's right!
Uh-huh!
Here we go now...
Got a fever of 101
I wanna have fun
Got a fever of 102
I gotta be cool
Got a fever of 103
I wanna be free
Got a fever of 104
I gotta have more
Got a fever of 105
I wanna get jive
Got a fever of 106
Doesn't matter how you get your kicks, now
Got a fever of one oh seven
All dogs and clowns go to heaven, now
Got a fever of 108
My brains about to detonate
Got a fever of 109
I'm feeling funky and fine
Got a fever of 110
I'm gonna do it all again, now
Woo!
C'mon!
Just look at those cakes!
Uh-huh!
That's right!
C'mon!
Fever in the Funhouse
Woo!
That's a hot one!
Fever in the Funhouse
It's gettin real toasty in here
Are you doing alright?
Woo!
Let the guitar player have some of those cakes
Go ahead and get him some of those cakes now
Go ahead and go and get 'em now
Go and get 'em
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The Jig is Up
03:34
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The Jig is Up
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7 Card Charlie
02:27
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7 Card Charlie needs another card
And a drink from the bar
7 Card Charlie needs another card
And a Cuban cigar
7 Card Charlie needs another round
Highball stepping
Skull spinning in the clouds
7 Card Charlie needs another card
And a drink from the bar
And a fancy cigar
And a Cadillac car
And JARKO's Solid Gold Bars
7 Card Charlie needs another card
And a drink from the bar
7 Card Charlie needs another card
And a Cuban cigar
7 Card Charlie needs another round
Don't worry about the cops, man
We're safe and sound
7 Card Charlie needs another card
And a Cuban cigar
And some Solid Gold Bars
And a Cadillac car
And a drink from the bar
Another drink from the bar
WOO!
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QuickDraw!
02:32
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QuickDraw!
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There's Not Enough Colors
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JARKO's Bar & Grill
02:45
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Hey party people
Are you ready to discover
The ultimate spot
For food, fun and fantastic vibes?
Look no further than JARKO's Bar & Grill
Where every visit is a guaranteed good time
JARKO's Bar & Grill is a food lovers paradise
Serving up a delectable array of dishes
"At JARKO's Bar & Grill
The atmosphere and food gives you a thrill"
But it's not just the food
The exceptional service
Will make you feel
Like a Kandy Jar King or Queen
The moment you step through the door
The friendly and attentive staff
Go above and beyond to ensure
That your dining experience
Is nothing short of extraordinary
They're always ready with a smile
And a helpful recommendation
"At JARKO's Bar & Grill
The atmosphere and service gives a thrill"
JARKOs Bar & Grill is the place to be
Now, lets talk about the atmosphere
JARKO's Bar & Grill is where the party never stops
The lively ambience is fueled by the sounds
Of live bands playing everything from JARKO to the Beatles
The dance floor beckons you to let loose and show off your moves
While the cozy seating areas provide
The perfect spot to relax and enjoy the music
The walls are adorned with music memorabilia...
"At JARKO's Bar & Grill
The atmosphere and bathroom gives a thrill"
And let me tell you about the icing on the cake -
The luxurious water closet of JARKO's Bar & Grill
Prepare to be amazed as you step into a world of comfort and style
These bathrooms are more than just a place to freshen up
They're a sanctuary of relaxation
Picture yourself surrounded by slick marble countertops
Elegant figures
And soft ambient lighting
The air is filled with a subtle, pleasant rgrance
Making your big smelly shit in the restroom
A truly indulgent experience
Plus, the cleanliness and attention to detail
Will leave you feeling refreshed and ready
To continue your night of fun
So, what are you waiting for?
Grab your friends
Put on your Dancing Shoes
And head on down to JARKO's Bar & Grill
With it's mouthwatering food
Stellar service
Electric atmosphere
And luxurious bathrooms
It's the ultimate destination for an unforgettable night out
Don't miss out on the party of a LIFETIME
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The Clown is Back in Town
Guess who just got back today?
This wild-eyed clown that has been away
I haven't changed, I've got much to say
And man, I still think this clown is crazy
I've been askin' if you were around
How you was, and where you could be found
They told me that you were livin' downtown, haha
Drivin' all my old friends crazy
The Clown is Back in Town
You know that clown that used to dance a lot?
Well every night she's on the floor, shakin' what she's got
Man, when I tell you she was cool, she was red-hot
I mean, she was steamin'...
And one night over at Johnny's place
Well, he got up and he slapped Johnny's face
Man, we just fell about the place
If that clown wants to slap someone, we let him
The Clown is Back in Town
Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town
Friday night i'll be dressed to kill
Down at JARKO's Bar & Grill
The drink will flow and the blood will spill
And if this clown wants to fight, you better let me
That jukebox in the corner blastin' out my favorite song
The nights are getting longer and it won't be long
Won't be long 'til summer comes
And that old clown is here again
The Clown is Back in Town
The Clown is Back in Town again
We're hangin' down at JARKO's
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