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Greetings from Salton Sea

by JARKO & the Kandy Jar Joyride

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Greetings from Salton Sea 06:31
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It’s the Kandy Jar Joyride oh yeah Greetings from Salton Sea Meet my crabalocker fish wife oh yeah Greetings from Salton Sea Drink the yellow matter custard oh yeah Greetings from Salton Sea Do the Bombay Beach Boogie baby oh yeah Greetings from Salton Sea Dancin’ with the Lizard Girls oh yeah Greetings from Salton Sea The Crooked County Fair’s there oh yeah Greetings from Salton Sea There’s Psychedelic Rednecks oh yeah Greetings from Salton Sea They’ll Put You in a Trance man, oh yeah Greetings from Salton Sea Yippee!
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Give Me the Fucking Funk 04:46
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Come on over to my house Bring a bottle of wine We’ll put a king gizzard record on And have ourselves a time Come on over to my house Bring a baggie of grass I’ll put a lizard wizard record on And baby I’ll smack your ass Gimme that fuckin’ motherfuckin’ funk
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Bombay Beach Boogie 03:42
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First you buy the ticket And then you take the ride She and I did the boogie tonight At Bombay Beach There’s nothing there And there’s no one around Sucking love like a leech Now get your hands on the gold And take it Get your head in the clouds And break it Get your ass over here And shake it Get your heart in the game We romp around in the midnight sands Toxic clouds wraparound our dances The ghosts float by while we get high An alien ship hangs above the sky
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Motel Bed Bugs 03:17
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Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs Television static Flickering light Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs Iridescent liquid Dripping up high Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs Mr creepy crawlers In room 22 Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs Carpeting is stained Yellow matter custard Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs Toilet bowl is clogged air vent coughs up dust Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs Telephone won’t dial The wires have been cut Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs Pool is green And the room next door smells like death Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs Mr creepy crawler Is waiting outside Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs He’s coming in You can’t run You can’t hide Motel bed bugs Motel bed bugs “Tell me, now my friends Are you prepared to die?”
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Circus Circus 03:38
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Come on down To Circus Circus Where the Gganbu boys And JARKO are workin’ Song after song And score after score They keep you coming back for more Lizard girls Have now awoken Gabe the gamblers Spending all his tokens Dollar by dollar And dime by dime You’re having such a good time
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The Toxikon Apothecary 03:02
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Just before we go I’d like to stop At the Toxikon Apothecary My friend Doctor Robert lives there He has everything that you need Every multi-color upper, downer Screamers, ether, laughers and more If you’re down he’ll pick you up Take a drink from his special cup
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Farewell from Salton Sea 07:50
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Farewell from Salton Sea

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released January 1, 2024

“Greetings from Salton Sea” © 2024 JARKO. All rights reserved.

Kyle Jarchow - Vocals, Electric Guitar, 12 String Guitar, Bass, Drum Machine, Keyboards, Artwork, Lyrics & Composition

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