1. |
Kandy Jar Joyride
05:18
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K-A-N-D-Y J-A-R
Joyride hooray!
It’ll melt your brain
K-A-N-D-Y J-A-R
Joyride yippee!
Now you’re family!
Gganbu boys
Bring the noise
Red Stoned J
Always wants to play
Lizard girls
Rule the world
Funhouse trippin'
Tap keeps drippin'
Solid gold bricks
Got a few more tricks
Rabbit in my hat
Don’t touch the thermostat
It’s cranked to ten
You need your jambalaya man
It’s goin out of style
It’s all for a smile
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2. |
Crooked County Fair
03:37
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Everything’s exploding
And i’m stuck inside my mind
The hamster wheel's spinning
Getting dizzy going blind
I’m driving down the road
With a load of pizza pies
There’s money in my pocket
And a twinkle in my eyes
I wanna play guitar
And sing a little song
I wanna do my little dance
I hope you join along
The lizard girls are grooving
And there’s magic in the air
The Gganbu boys are jammin'
At the crooked county fair
At the crooked county fair
First prize goes to
The fattest hog in town
Shoot a single grain of rice
Step right up
And win a teddy bear with lice
Wouldn’t that be nice?
Grab your lizard girl
And ride the tilt-a-whirl
Everything is spinning
And you think you’re gonna hurl
The neon lights are flashing
Ringing whistles and bells
Inside the clowns mouth
Is a ticket to hell
The acid trip is starting
And it’s really time to party
The mirrors in the funhouse
Have all broken apart
The sleepy carnie’s sweeping
All the shards of what you saw
He throws them in a dumpster
Somewhere outside Arkansas
At the crooked county fair
First prize goes to
The fattest hog in town
Hit this target with a dart
Win a keychain shaped just like your heart
Until it falls apart
Shoot a single grain of rice
Step right up
And win a teddy bear with lice
Wouldn’t that be nice?
Hit this target with a dart
Win a keychain shaped just like your heart
Until it falls apart
At the crooked county fair
Live your life without a care
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3. |
Mr. Creepy Crawler
04:41
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Oh my god!
His name is Mr. Creepy Crawler
And when you see him you will holler
He drives an old white Impala
You can try to pay a dollar
And maybe he will spare ya
He is the creepy crawler man
He doin’ everything he can
Just trying to help you understand
His evil master plan
He’s comin’ now to getcha!
He’s crawling up the stairs
You better say your prayers
He knows you’re feeling scared
He doesn’t have the time to care
You’re begging for your life
He’s reaching for his knife
It shimmers in the night
My god this is amazing!
Your blood is splashing on the floor
Every thousand years ascends a beast
From the hellscape underneath
From the gutter to the streets at night
He fills your world with fright
His name is Mr. Creepy Crawler
And when you see him you will holler
He drives an old white Impala
You can try to pay a dollar
And maybe he will spare ya, haha
He is the creepy crawler man
He doin’ everything he can
Just trying to help you understand
His evil master plan
He’s comin’ now to getcha!
You tried to run away
Why do you disobey?
He smells your tooth decay
He brought along his power drill
Wow!
He feeds you poison pills
That’ll help you chill
He’ll send your mom the bill
The drill is spinning in your brains
Every thousand years ascends a beast
From the hellscape underneath
From the gutter to the streets
Mr. Creepy Crawler
Drives an old white Impala
You can try to pay a dollar
And maybe he will spare ya?
Haha, no
His name is Mr. Creepy Crawler
And when you see him you will holler
He drives an old white Impala
You can try to pay a dollar
And maybe he will spare ya
He is the creepy crawler man
He doin’ everything he can
Just trying to help you understand
His evil master plan
He’s comin’ now to getcha!
Why thank ya Mr. Creepy Crawler man
You're so creepy!
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4. |
Top Secret Experiments
03:14
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Top secret experiments
Wanna go down to the basement
Where there’s top secret experiments
Wanna shake hands with the president
Top secret experiments
Wanna hang out with the government
Top secret experiments
Wanna go down to the basement!
Finger print scanner
Facial recognition
Through the sliding doors
Past the guards
Down the elevator
Pass the bioweapons
Meet the lab rats
Take the Solid Gold Bars
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5. |
Hit the Road Again
02:34
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Gotta hit the road again
Hit the road again...
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6. |
The Lizard Hunter
10:38
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Reptile problem?
We’ve all got ‘em
I know a guy
With only one eye
Who told me a tale
While drinking his ale
Of a vigilante
Born in a shanty
Called the Lizard Hunter
His thirst and hunger
It is a wonder
He will bring them down
He goes from town to town
To track shape shifters down
He always wears a frown
And dresses like a clown
The Lizard Hunter
He will bring them down
Heart is beating slow
Their blood runs oh so cold
Skin is green and tough
Their tongue is long and rough
Teeth are sharp as swords
You’re a smorgasbord
Saliva everywhere
Say a little prayer
To the Lizard Hunter
His thirst and hunger
it is a wonder
He will bring them down
He goes from town to town
To track shape shifters down
He always wears a frown
And dresses like a clown
The Lizard Hunter
He will bring them down
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